Hey Bear Fans,

Well, it has been a long-interesting bye week for your friend Gus. On October 20th I officially moved out of Rex's basement....while that may seem like good news that someone of my age is no longer living in the basement of his younger brother's home, it's not all that great of news, as the reason being is that Rex is kind of pissed at me. I am now living in Lyle Orton's RV that is parked next to Kyle Orton's doublewide in Gurnee, doublewide-more like quadruple-wide. Kyle's pad is totally pimp. He has a kegerator set up with ice cold Milwaukee's Best, kick ass black light posters, lava lamps and the dude always has Funyons in his cupboard. Plus, I don't have to worry about blowing smoke out of my window and hiding my weed, like I did at Rex's place.

Like I said, Rex is kind of upset with Gus and one could say that Rex kicked me out, and in all fairness I probably deserved it. I think he could tolerate the pornography charges, the occasional drunken "mess," the smell I give off, etc...but I think I crossed the line with my behavior last week. Let me preface this by saying that I am the biggest Rex fan in the world, I think he is great, but I am still the dude's older brother and I don't care how good and famous you are, the older brother is still the king of the family. All week last week I made it a point to remind Rex of his dreadful Monday night game, you know, just cause I can, and plus, I haven't had too many chances in life to kick Rex while he was down and I guess I just kind of let it get out of hand. It's not like it was anything too bad, just things like, at dinner when Alison asks for the salt and Rex goes to hand it to her I lunged out of my seat, snatched the salt and took off down the hallway yelling, "Grossman throws his first pick of the night and Sexy Gusy takes it to the house!" Or as Rex is taking a bite of his food I swatted his fork to the ground and screamed, "Fumble!!! recovered by Gus Grossman and Rex now has his second turnover in 3 minutes." What really pushed him over the line was when I snuck up behind him in the bathroom while he was taking a leak and quickly shoved him, causing him to piss all over the floor and I provide the commentary of, "Grossman's inaccuracy has plagued him all day, I mean, he just can't hit anything tonight." Or when I shoved my finger up his nose and said, "And Grossman is picked again, unreal." There was more stuff, too, but I think you all get the idea.

So I just wanted to take this chance to apologize to Rex, wish him well against the 49ers and to also ask him if he could possibly call Verizon and have my cellphone service turned back on. I know you pay for it and all, but I would really appreciate it, and I promise I will stop with the prank calls and I will stop hanging up on you while pretending your cell signal went out, only so that I can call you back to ask why you fumbled the call.

Go Bears...GO SEXY REXY!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's make it 7-0.